"Oh wow, its -6 below zero over here and I'm cold....inside the house!"

Gee, I knew something was happening when my fingers felt cold. I thought it was my arthritis acting up, but noooo. -6 below and it's only 1:02AM. This is going to be a cold night..
Any of you have a bear rug or blankie you'll loan me???
Rats. didn't think so. you watch, I'll freeze and turn into a ancient sicle. serve you all right.
I tell you, is this anyway to start Presidents day???