When I majored in computer science at university, our professor had a nick name for our vastly over price main frame: ZERO. That was because thats about the only thing it could not do, divide by zero. Well, that moniker stuck, and all three of my computers have been called zero 1 , zero 2 and this baby, zero 3. For my next computer, I decided to change everything. "Thor-1". a dual processor, AMD Opteron 64 bit machine.
But my next machine may have to wait. Gee, I only have life to deal with for right now.
If I wanted to be this miserable, I would have gotten married!