In clinical Psychology class, we had this amusing statement: If you came across an alien from another planet, could you explain to him what sex is about, while keeping a straight face?"
I believe the same is true for what is going on today.
But, hey, it's TGIF and......FRIDAY THE 13TH. You know what that means, me neither.
ok, I've done my best or worse, depending on how you view it.