I thought, I being mr. know-it-all, could help him and also provide a public service on how to get that date.
so, here are my suggestions. take them for what they're worth.
1. Look closely at her eyes, and say " Hey, your face cleared up".
2. stare at her thighs, and say " That diet really worked! I bet you lost 20 lbs. on each leg."
3. Look at her tummy piercings and say, "Do you polish them, or simanize them?"
4. Tell him "Picking up a six pack and going bowling, isn't a weekend getaway"
5. Tell him going dutch treat isn't letting him use your credit card.
I told you, take them for what they're worth.
Do you have any suggestions?
