Ancientone... (ancientone) wrote,

"About 5 snappy comments and/or questions that will help you get that date"

I had a friend call and we talked about how he hadn't been able to get a date for this past Friday. or Saturday, or Sunday church service.
I thought, I being mr. know-it-all, could help him and also provide a public service on how to get that date.
so, here are my suggestions. take them for what they're worth.

1. Look closely at her eyes, and say " Hey, your face cleared up".

2. stare at her thighs, and say " That diet really worked! I bet you lost 20 lbs. on each leg."

3. Look at her tummy piercings and say, "Do you polish them, or simanize them?"
4. Tell him "Picking up a six pack and going bowling, isn't a weekend getaway"

5. Tell him going dutch treat isn't letting him use your credit card.

I told you, take them for what they're worth.

Do you have any suggestions?

  • well day 4 with no e-mail

    I'm sitting in my room, waiting to give Comcast a call, and hope, this time, I get a technician. This is nuts. Xfinity really needs to improve,…

  • wow, from 48 to 4 days!

    We're in summer. High humidity, dew points climbing upwards. Did I mention a nice, thunderstorm this afternoon? Well did have one. It was cool…

  • Wow, when summer arrived, it sure came in a hurry.

    This whole next week will be HOT and Humid. 80's and some 90! Yikes! The furnace kicked on 8 days ago. But it is nice to see the sun setting at…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.