October 18th, 2006

Charming Bitch

"Press 1 for English."

There's nothing special about me putting that in the subject line. I just hear it way too often. I'm seriously thinking about making a telephone answering message that goes like:
Hello, please press 1 for english, 2. for polictically correct 3. polish 4. rap slang 5. YO MAMA

it just might get some strange answers. I used to sing my answering machine messages, but thought if bono would call and hear me, he'd want to produce my album????
( am I on drugs?????)

ok, back to thinking through my newsletter article. I'm faced with oodles of blank, white pages..yuck
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