Ancientone... (ancientone) wrote,
Ancientone...
ancientone

"grocery shopping, 101"

Grocery shopping for me is right up there with 1. having a root canal done with a spoon. 2. shaving with a clam. or 3. wearing the wrong size K-mart underwear.(dont try this at home!)


You ever seen one of those shopping carts with the wobbly wheel? the one that goes back and forth and makes a racket during the whole time? Well, I'm an expert at finding them. this time, not only did it shake the basket, but it made an oscillating noise like a turtle spining on ice. today, I had the difficult task of replacing items that my brother had gotten the last time he went shopping. Shaving cream, toothpaste, ect. The stuff wasn't the hard thing to get, it was knowing I was replacing the last things my brother had bought. It was weird.



I had everything to do to keep from not crying out loud. I guess I was closer to him than I thought. But I'm not the only one. the rest of our friends are also feeling the same way. I guess this is the effect we have on our friends. today, we had a political candidate come over and my friend told her " Richard ( thats me) is known by everyone in this town". Well, I wonder how much he wants to borrow???
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