"Vote for me, I'm a swell candidate, while my opponent is a complete idiot!"
or
"Look, elect me and I'll see to it that everybody has a job, a wife or husband, a darn good job, and 2.3 childrend".
I thought changing my icon to Mickey Mouse was appropriate, however, I'm having second thoughts: I don't think Mickey ever did anything to deserve this....
time will tell...